Quote #376
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there...
Quote #8440
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
Quote #1042
England and America are two countries seperated by the same language.
Quote #28665
If you do not conquer self, you will be conquered by self.
Quote #20044
The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems...
Quote #16664
Though force can protect in emergency, only justice, fairness, consideration and co-operation can finally...
Quote #14011
If you make the world a little better, then you have accomplished a great...
Quote #26711
Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
Quote #18279
This hath not offended the king.
Quote #23420
The privilege of absurdity to which no living creature is subject, but man only.