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You can have it all. You just can’t have it all at once.
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Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It’s just...
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Stan Well you can take the girl outta the trailer park but you can’t...
Quote #19730
The foundation of every state is the education of its youth.
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Where it is duty to worship the sun, it is pretty sure to be...
Quote #24523
There are only two families in the world, the Haves and Have-Nots.
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Hey, what do you think drives all this grey matter up here Electricity. It’s...
Quote #4558
He wins every hand who mingles profit with pleasure.
Quote #32807
According to conviction, I am not simply what I am doing now. I am...