Quote #14058
A traveler must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue...
Quote #1844
God must hate common people, because he made them so common.
Quote #11190
A good resolution is like an old horse, which is often saddled but rarely...
Quote #18971
Pink All I’m saying is that if I ever start referring to these as...
Quote #5094
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Quote #6849
Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly...
Quote #25400
What this power is, I cannot say. All I know is that it exists…and...
Quote #13631
For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world,...
Quote #24547
To attempt to be religious without practicing a specific religion is as possible as...
Quote #24527
That’s the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to...