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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how...
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An orator is a good man who is skilled in speaking.
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There is a terrible war coming, and these young men who have never seen...
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Look at the Justice Department, it’s full of Jews…The lawyers in government are damn...
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In difficult and desperate cases, the boldest counsels are the safest.
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Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.
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Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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No idea is so antiquated that it was not once modern. No idea is...