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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn’t...
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
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When you have seen as much of life as I have, you will not...
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A turtle with no legs tends not to go anywhere.
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
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Our envy of others devours us most of all.
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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at...
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Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
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Religion is the opiate of the masses.
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Most people hew the battlements of life from compromise, erecting their impregnable keeps from...