Quote #12098
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
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Fortune is a great deceiver. She sells very dear the things she seems to...
Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Quote #220
All marriages are mixed marriages.
Quote #686
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love...
Quote #32709
Our limitations and success will be based, most often, on your own expectations for...
Quote #34220
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #4289
If you would be pungent, be brief; for it is with words as with...
Quote #13929
Never complain. Never explain.
Quote #24276
The only real valuable thing is intuition.