Quote #18008
There is no worse lie than a truth misunderstood by those who hear it.
Quote #14362
Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people...
Quote #29973
A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep...
Quote #20236
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one...
Quote #11424
Occasionally, I have to think like myself to remember where I put something.
Quote #32478
Pigs get fat hogs get slaughtered.
Quote #21505
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #320
A week is a long time in politics.
Quote #20701
Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices so climbing is performed in...
Quote #17185
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.