Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
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“Do you know what a pessimist is?” “A man who thinks everybody is as...
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The real hero is always a hero by mistake he dreams of being an...
Quote #1135
Two and two continue to make four, in spite of the whine of the...
Quote #15499
Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.
Quote #34213
Mistrust the man who finds everything good, the man who finds everything evil and...
Quote #14171
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
Quote #24725
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that...
Quote #17511
What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
Quote #21307
Here is the answer which I will give to President Roosevelt… We shall not...