Quote #1028
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #25709
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay...
Quote #6428
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
Quote #1921
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
Quote #8947
The truth is the kindest thing we can give folks in the end.
Quote #14411
The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden...
Quote #6178
A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation...
Quote #10222
About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #22615
Nothing feebler than a man does the earth raise up, of all the things...