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I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
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In the South of California has gathered the larges and most miscellaneous assortment of...
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Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment —...
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The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof,...
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Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins commited in...
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A throw of the dice will never abolish chance.
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He is winding the watch of his wit by and by it will strike.
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A book of quotations . . . can never be complete.
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The key to immortality is first to live a life worth remembering.
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To state the facts frankly is not to despair the future nor indict the...