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I love acting. It is so much more real than life.
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Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds,...
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his...
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The darkest hour in any man’s life is when he sits down to plan...
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Few people even scratch the surface, much less exhaust the contemplation of their own...
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it...
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People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
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I try to make everyone’s day just a little more surreal.
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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...
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If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They...