Quote #34125
I can’t understand it. I can’t even understand the people who can understand it.
Quote #31272
Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
Quote #34466
You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what...
Quote #33836
A bully is not reasonable – he is persuaded only by threats.
Quote #31537
Build a dream and the dream will build you.
Quote #18529
A loving heart is the truest wisdom.
Quote #31383
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #6758
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I...
Quote #13031
I hope that I may always desire more than I can accomplish.
Quote #30903
The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.