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I do not know what I may appear to the world but to myself...
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Young men’s minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in...
Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
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Man is not the creature of circumstances, circumstances are the creatures of men. We...
Quote #5348
Three people can keep a secret so long as two of them are dead.
Quote #17744
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
Quote #31426
To Tennessee Williams, children were ‘no-neck monsters,’ while William Wordsworth apotheosized the newborn infant...
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How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist...
Quote #21848
Today is your day Your mountain is waiting. So… get on your way.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...