Quote #10211
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.
Quote #27670
Character is not made in a crisis it is only exhibited.
Quote #33232
My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
Quote #28090
You can’t have a light without a dark to stick it in.
Quote #14984
Woman is the salvation or the destruction of the family. She carries its destiny...
Quote #7251
Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls...
Quote #9219
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
Quote #5163
My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
Quote #8219
We are certainly getting ahead; if I am Moses, then you are Joshua and...
Quote #19103
If I am not worth the wooing, I am surely not worth the winning.