Quote #28707
If ignorance paid dividends, most Americans could make a fortune out of what they...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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When her last child is off to school, we don’t want the talented woman...
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #24417
I still say a church steeple with a lightening rod on top shows a...
Quote #25808
The essence of optimism is that it takes no account of the present, but...
Quote #22296
Not to know the events which happened before one was born, that is to...
Quote #19793
Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.
Quote #21905
There is no such thing as a long piece of work, except one that...
Quote #17704
The glory that goes with wealth is fleeting and fragile virtue is a possession...