Quote #20855
And thus I clothe my naked villainy With old odd ends, stol’n forth of...
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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The man who trusts men will make fewer mistakes that he who distrusts them.
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Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
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Advertising is like learning — a little is a dangerous thing.
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What we say and what we do ultimately comes back to us so let...
Quote #22610
Look now how mortals are blaming the gods, for they say that evils come...
Quote #21539
Ace In Vegas, everybody’s gotta watch everybody else. Since the players are looking to...
Quote #15059
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.