Quote #224
The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and...
Quote #12279
For when the One Great Scorer comes To write against your name, He marks-not...
Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #33694
Some days you’re a bug, some days you’re a windshield.
Quote #24382
Happy is said to be the family which can eat onions together. They are,...
Quote #21571
Learn to limit yourself, to content yourself with some definite thing, and some definite...
Quote #8542
If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss...
Quote #33857
One’s first book, kiss, home run, is always the best.
Quote #26352
For the first time in the history of our country the majority of our...
Quote #12734
Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you...