Quote #13132
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are...
Quote #17379
One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good...
Quote #26768
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
Quote #18005
An act has no ethical quality whatever unless it be chosen out of several...
Quote #1115
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #1979
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
Quote #11957
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
Quote #18651
Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.
Quote #32424
Before a man can wake up and find himself famous he has to wake...
Quote #9926
Although the constant shadow of certain death looms over everyday, the pleasures and joys...