Quote #14010
If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.
Quote #25724
You have to choose where you look, and in making that choice you eliminate...
Quote #12379
I have no money, no resources, and no hope. I am the happiest man...
Quote #10585
The question should be, is it worth trying to do, not can it be...
Quote #3192
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...
Quote #26711
Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
Quote #16973
If man has good corn, or wood, or boards, or pigs to sell, or...
Quote #12834
Hold no man responsible for what he says in his grief.
Quote #9795
I would fain die a dry death.
Quote #15250
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or...