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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife...
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A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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To lengthen thy Life, lessen thy meals
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Youth isn’t always all it’s touted to be.
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A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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It is easy to be tolerant of the principles of other people if you...
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I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent,...
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If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk...
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Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.