Quote #1753
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
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He that is of a merry heart hasth a continual feast.
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Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.
Quote #13866
Many attempts to communicate are nullified by saying too much.
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The sports page records people’s accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.
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Impossible situations can become possible miracles.
Quote #19400
To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is...
Quote #34593
You can forget a lot of things, but you cannot forget a womans name...
Quote #15380
Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the...