Quote #8319
I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.
Quote #11581
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
Quote #2270
I do not know myself, and God forbid that I should.
Quote #1788
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
Quote #30292
The bigger the real-life problems, the greater the tendency for the discipline to retreat...
Quote #3850
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #18988
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Quote #34706
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users
Quote #9776
Human beings cannot stand too much reality.
Quote #20437
Whatever sentence will bear to be read twice, we may be sure was thought...