Quote #3854
Never have children, only grandchildren.
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Two things, well considered, would prevent many quarrels; first to have it well ascertained...
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Said Waldershare, ‘Sensible men are all of the same religion.’ ‘And pray what is...
Quote #6187
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or...
Quote #16720
Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other...
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Now there is one outstandingly important fact regarding Spaceship Earth, and that is that...
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #3701
Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he...
Quote #2301
New York is the only city in the world where you can get deliberately...
Quote #15623
Peace may cost as much as war, but it is a better buy.