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Experience is what allows us to repeat our mistakes, only with more finesse!
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Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours. They are one of the few...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them,...
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I belong to an ancient, idle, wild, and useless tribe… I am a storyteller.
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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone?
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An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie for his country.
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Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your...
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There is no leveler like Christianity, but it levels by lifting all who receive...
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I am a human being, so nothing human is strange to me.