Quote #5545
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote #2952
Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.
Quote #26376
One of the self-authenticating truths which we come at last to acknowledge is this...
Quote #22131
The only business of the head in the world is to bow a ceaseless...
Quote #1613
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Quote #4399
If you treat people right they will treat you right – ninety percent of...
Quote #6765
He talked with more claret than clarity.
Quote #6173
The world is round; it has no point.
Quote #26922
What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
Quote #31234
A fondness for satire indicates a mind pleased with irritating others for myself, I...