Quote #10974
What is done out of love always takes place beyond good and evil.
Quote #34728
Men are confused. They’re conflicted. They want a woman who’s their intellectual equal, but...
Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #1200
Truth stands the test of time; lies are soon exposed.
Quote #16422
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it....
Quote #442
Women want mediocre men, and men are working to become as mediocre as possible.
Quote #6965
Remember what is unbecoming to do is also unbecoming to speak of.
Quote #29134
If you’ve got to resist, you’re chances of being hurt are less the more...
Quote #24454
I shall be as secret as the grave.