Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #7255
The virtuous man is never a novice in worldly things.
Quote #29558
There are two insults no human being will endure that he has no sense...
Quote #4912
And many strokes, though with a little axe, Hew down and fell the hardest-timbered...
Quote #30915
Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be...
Quote #3888
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same...
Quote #10656
If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
Quote #16485
Life is a library owned by an author. It has a few books which...
Quote #514
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have...
Quote #19095
It is an illusion that youth is happy, an illusion of those who have...