Quote #16816
I never resist temptation because I have found that things that are bad for...
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I’ve learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering...
Quote #23346
Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
Quote #11822
Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.
Quote #18206
Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
Quote #20286
I have found power in the mysteries of thought.
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If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only...
Quote #23417
I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
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I wouldn’t bet the farm on it, but I’d bet the main house. I...
Quote #29960
The only cure for contempt is countercontempt.