Quote #1995
As repressed sadists are supposed to become policemen or butchers so those with irrational...
Quote #23424
Not all who wander are lost.
Quote #28902
Wounded vanity knows when it is mortally hurt and limps off the field, piteous,...
Quote #12889
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...
Quote #26607
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity an optimist sees the opportunity in...
Quote #19832
Programming is like sex one mistake and you have to support it for the...
Quote #96
I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #31086
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his...
Quote #20710
Consistency is the last resort of the unimaginative.
Quote #1102
To conquer the enemy without resorting to war is the most desirable. The highest...