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The sports page records people’s accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.
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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
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There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all...
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Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds...
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It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
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He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the...
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Slump I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.
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Anyone can escape into sleep, we are all geniuses when we dream, the butcher’s...
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In England every man you meet is some man’s son in America, he may...
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Those who don’t know the mistakes of the past won’t be able to enjoy...