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Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will...
Quote #6790
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #11815
Time is but a stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it, but...
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Each day provides its own gifts.
Quote #4090
Create like a god. Command like a king. Work like a slave!
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A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on...
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Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to...
Quote #8828
When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on...
Quote #23041
It’s surprising how many persons go through life without ever recognizing that their feelings...
Quote #33664
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.