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You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic...
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She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #2179
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.
Quote #28878
Intellectual liberty is the air of the soul, the sunshine of the mind, and...
Quote #21043
Life is a foreign language all men mispronounce it.
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Some people seem as if they can never have been children, and others seem...
Quote #18910
Nurture your mind with great thoughts.
Quote #28478
Did is a word of achievement Won’t is a word of defeat Might is...
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I feel like a million tonight — but one at a time.
Quote #6302
Never bear more than one trouble at a time. Some people bear three kinds...