Quote #34431
I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a...
Quote #13124
No. Men should die for lies. But the truth is too precious to die...
Quote #5041
It makes no difference if I burn my bridges behind me – I never...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #3667
1. At the rise of the hand of the policeman, stop rapidly. Do not...
Quote #33405
Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill never own it to...
Quote #7518
Get away from the crowd when you can. Keep yourself to yourself, if only...
Quote #669
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Quote #25031
Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage...
Quote #10363
All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it.