Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #31304
Accent is the soul of language it gives to it both feeling and truth.
Quote #25846
I have found you an argument I am not obliged to find you an...
Quote #12443
Blessed are the forgetful for they get the better even of their blunders.
Quote #27012
The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
Quote #30435
Senator, I started my life in a house without water or electricity. So I...
Quote #12920
Here?s what I think the truth is: We are all addicts of fossil fuels...
Quote #33483
By the time I’d grown up, I naturally supposed that I’d be grown up.
Quote #31282
Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen.