Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #9726
Judgement of beauty can err, what with the wine and the dark.
Quote #1672
Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.
Quote #2196
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should...
Quote #22197
The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do...
Quote #6266
All that counts in life is intention.
Quote #22672
It has always seemed to me extreme presumptuousness on the part of those who...
Quote #8782
The finest qualities of our nature, like the bloom on fruits, can be preserved...
Quote #22403
Lefty When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead,...
Quote #21772
Let every fox take care of his own tail.