Quote #3365
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of...
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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove...
Quote #21044
Cherish all your happy moments they make a fine cushion for old age.
Quote #17819
Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read.
Quote #29931
Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.
Quote #14087
What is called resignation is confirmed desperation.
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The end excuses any evil.
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Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield.
Quote #2978
I am a deeply superficial person.
Quote #29365
When we were children, we used to think that when we were grown-up we...