Quote #7922
I love children – especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #31762
If you would be pungent, be brief for it is with words as with...
Quote #13361
A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot...
Quote #3832
Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of...
Quote #28445
We may pretend that we’re basically moral people who make mistakes, but the whole...
Quote #3136
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love...
Quote #11350
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of...
Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
Quote #31785
When you say Yes, say it quickly. But always take a half hour to...
Quote #8473
I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.