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If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and...
Quote #20044
The happy man is not he who seems thus to others, but who seems...
Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #2538
Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met...
Quote #13268
I?ll fight when needed, revel when there?s an occasion, mourn when there is grief,...
Quote #18481
Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself can...
Quote #10895
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable...
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One does not make friends. One recognizes them.
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Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
Quote #32073
I like Mr Gorbachev, we can do business together.