Quote #980
Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie.
Quote #7697
Discourtesy does not spring merely from one bad quality, but from several–from foolish vanity,...
Quote #19957
Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
Quote #1181
When you sling mud, you lose ground.
Quote #10391
What you can do, or dream you can do, begin it; boldness has genius,...
Quote #27342
Perhaps the mission of those who love mankind is to make people laugh at...
Quote #23552
The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
Quote #33143
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you’re scared to...
Quote #24653
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
Quote #22265
Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear.