Quote #2704
The 100% American is 99% an idiot.
Quote #19416
We don’t love qualities, we love persons sometimes by reason of their defects as...
Quote #25994
I don’t fly any awards at the house. Any award you get is usually...
Quote #7038
Virtue is indeed its own reward.
Quote #19193
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Quote #12275
Courage does not always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end...
Quote #1891
Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses.
Quote #22265
Nothing is more despicable than respect based on fear.
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #26897
I talk and talk and talk, and I haven’t taught people in 50 years...