Quote #19255
A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent.
Quote #2178
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
Quote #9337
Young people have an almost biological destiny to be hopeful.
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #18775
Knowledge of the self is the mother of all knowledge. So it is incumbent...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #19593
When the people of the world all know beauty as beauty, There arises the...
Quote #15929
No one can disgrace us but ourselves.
Quote #30859
Observe your enemies, for they first find your faults.
Quote #19090
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.