Quote #13964
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Quote #3279
Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
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The quickest and shortest way to crush whatever laurels you have won is for...
Quote #9717
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
Quote #27438
Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...
Quote #20751
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it...
Quote #14358
We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
Quote #795
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
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The roots of true achievement lie in the will to become the best that...
Quote #7585
The way to combat noxious ideas is with other ideas. The way to combat...