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Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an...
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Do all the good you can, By all the means you can, In all...
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There is only one admirable form of the imagination the imagination that is so...
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Money may kindle, but it cannot by itself, and for very long, burn.
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No society can surely be flourishing and happy, of which the far greater part...
Quote #19276
Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
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I’ve learned that when I wave to people in the country, they stop what...
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #23040
An idealist believes the short run doesn’t count. A cynic believes the long run...