Quote #13041
I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me...
Quote #22586
He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle...
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #4911
The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day Is crept into the bosom of the sea.
Quote #14039
You could not step twice into the same rivers; for other waters are ever...
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #17573
Winning is a habit. Unfortuantely, so is losing.
Quote #34906
There’s nothing sooner dry than women’s tears.
Quote #28771
Tell me whom you love and I will tell you who you are.
Quote #29733
I know what I have done, and Your Honor knows what I have done....