Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #2226
It is not true that life is one damn thing after another- it is...
Quote #6188
When a whole nation is roaring Patriotism at the top of its voice, I...
Quote #14002
He who finds Fortune on his side should go briskly ahead, for she is...
Quote #32669
Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.
Quote #12813
He who divides and shares is left with the best share.
Quote #29722
It isn’t the people you fire who make your life miserable, it’s the people...
Quote #29771
I had it all, and I blew it. (shortly before dying from cancer and...
Quote #3719
I like less the story that a frog if put in cold water will...
Quote #11523
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...