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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject...
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America lives in the heart of every man everywhere who wishes to find a...
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If you have no friends to share or rejoice in your success in life...
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We live in a time of such rapid change and growth of knowledge that...
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Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
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Take life one basket at a time.
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When President Bush invaded Iraq after 911 it was like Truman invading Mexico after...
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Weep for the lives your wishes never led.
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Beauty is the first present nature gives to women and the first it takes...