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Whether we bring our enemies to justice or bring justice to our enemies, justice...
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Happy I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best....
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Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing...
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Neither a borrower nor a lender be For loan oft loses both itself and...
Quote #31677
The reluctance to put away childish things may be a requirement of genius.
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You have to laugh at yourself because you’d cry your eyes out if you...
Quote #4871
It is a familiar beast to man, and signifies love.
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High thoughts must have high language.
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.