Quote #26807
The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to...
Quote #3131
You must have taken great pains, sir; you could not naturally been so very...
Quote #32819
Burnt Sienna. Thats the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.
Quote #34500
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one...
Quote #17851
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
Quote #8466
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we...
Quote #6971
Desperate affairs require desperate remedies.
Quote #1797
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
Quote #12428
Let no one who loves be called unhappy. For even love unreturned has its...
Quote #13071
If thee marries for money, thee surely will earn it.