Quote #3851
Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything...
Quote #13991
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #29649
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home but, unlike charity, it should end there.
Quote #30237
My loathings are simple stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
Quote #29806
Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned.
Quote #29658
No man ought to lay a cross upon himself, or to adopt tribulation, as...
Quote #14704
He that blows the coals in quarrels that he has nothing to do with,...
Quote #2232
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
Quote #4630
A man who lives everywhere lives nowhere.
Quote #8483
I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.