Quote #875
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at...
Quote #33813
What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #21044
Cherish all your happy moments they make a fine cushion for old age.
Quote #19036
Blade He makes the weapons, I use them.
Quote #22736
Nothing of importance is ever achieved without discipline. I feel myself sometimes not wholly...
Quote #14285
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
Quote #7476
He only employs his passion who can make no use of his reason.
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #27000
I’ll play it first and tell you what it is later.
Quote #32081
Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you...